I went on a “run” which actually means I had a five minute warm up, ran for 2 and then walked for 2 for twenty minutes, and then walked for five. But anyways……
1) my lululemon pants kept falling down, making everything super awkward.
2) some asshole decided not to leash his dogs and while he…
I also apparently forgot grammar. And I’m way to lazy to edit. But just so you’re all aware.
I went on a “run” which actually means I had a five minute warm up, ran for 2 and then walked for 2 for twenty minutes, and then walked for five. But anyways……
1) my lululemon pants kept falling down, making everything super awkward.
2) some asshole decided not to leash his dogs and while he was wrestling his golden/chow mix back, his chihuahua mix decided it was a good time to follow me and try to bite my ankle. THISCLOSE to punting the damn rat back. I hate irresponsible pet owners.
3) they tore up the street for repaving, which I wasn’t aware of and I decided to keep going. Then I fell.
Oh well. All in the name of fitness, right? Or some semblance of it?
My little fluffy girl Lexi.
Goddammit.
OMG ELIZABETH WHORELANDO ARE YOU SEEING THIS DOG?
PS I MISS YOU LET’S TALK SOON ABOUT MARKET DAYS MMKAY?
OHMYGOD justdiedalittle. Get me that dog. Boo!! Phone date? Friday! Around 5 whilst I’m stuck in Chicago traffic? I’ll call you then!
Let’s talk about our Lady Time, shall we?
Am I the only woman who literally feels like a bottomless pit for five days? It’s not even so much that I have cravings for “junk” (which I do to some extent at the beginning) but I also just WANT ALL OF THE PROTEIN ALL OF THE TIME.
Literally the only…
Dude. I become a food shark. NEVER TOP EATING OR I’LL DIE. Steak to chips to pickles to chocolate to yogurt to candy and back to chips. It’s insane.
JOLLY RANCHER. Do it. Ah.maz.ing.
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SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!I JUST ATE THREE OF THEM.
I mean, I had to sample all of the flavors at once, right?
AMAZING.
AAAAAMMAAAYYYYZING.
There are also Jolly Rancher and Airheads popsicles now. If they made gummy peach popsicles I’d never eat anything else ever again.
Oscars. Meats. Cheeses. Boonita. Yes. Yes.
This is so happening. I love watching award shows with my Boo.
*snortlaff* A card I need every year. (via Sorry your birthday is overshadowed by the holiday season | Birthday Ecard | someecards.com)
Relevant. My friend/co-worker’s birthday is 12/23 :o
My Dad’s birthday is the 28th and every year we make sure we make a BIG FUCKING DEAL out of it so he doesn’t cry like a little girl. Seriously. I got my crying tendencies from my six foot two broad shouldered father. It’s intensely hilarious.
Try sharing your birthday on the 21 withthree other kids.
Also? Hi, Tumblr! I’m back.
